Oh yes, ladies. You’ve heard of VPL, as in Visible Panty Lines? Well, we’re talking about VNP, Visible Nipple Pokes.

Those who can’t achieve the perfect nipple erection on their own can have some help in the form of bodyperks nipple enhancers. For a mere $19.99, you just insert these over your own nipple in your shirt and voilà, instant high beams.