Hardly a day goes by without a new sonic, ideological, written, or visual reason to despise Christina Aguilera. While we can all applaud the use of nipples in comedy, this is just plagiarism. Think about it – always desperate for media attention and hoping for the kind of hype and public outrage that Janet Jackson unleashed on easily astounded Americans just a couple of years ago during the Superbowel, what does the unoriginal, clonetastic, anti-sounds-with-substance Christina NoSoul do?

Let’s see… Using Justin Timberlake would be too obvious…. but he was a Mouseketeer…. “hi Donnie, it’s Christina Nothingspecialera. You wanna do a publicity shoot?…… Oh…….. What if I pay you more than you’re already getting?….. Oh……….Not even for $21.50 an hour huh……..”

Whatever. However she conned the Donald (f@$k a duck?), here’s Christ weener Aguilamo’s latest contribution to bipedal mass consciousness. To be fair, it is perhaps the best thing she has ever done or will ever do… but it is still less funny than the idea of Paris Hilton cleaning toilets….